So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
