"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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