Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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