Sry I called you an 8
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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