i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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