So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
and she was petting her beer can
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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