trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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