But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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