I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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