Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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