And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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