I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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