what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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