i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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