i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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