So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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