The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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