I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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