I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize