I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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