I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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