Dual....:-)
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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