Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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