chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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