Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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