Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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