i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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