How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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