I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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