normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If I die, sorry about rent.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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