can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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