She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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