I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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