There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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