Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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