she was so not down for the gang bang
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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