why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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