Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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