We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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