Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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