just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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