no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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