I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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