Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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