I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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