we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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