we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
should my penis look like a turkey
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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