idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots