How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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