I bet he comes in French.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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