I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
