I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
