Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
