You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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