I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Randomize
